When You Begin To "Get" Dilbert...

...run like your pants are on fire.

...you have finally become an adult.

...check your back for a stress hump.

...say good-bye to carefree weekends.

...you are probably at Rose.

...reality has taken over that cozy little idealistic world you used to live in.

...you have to accept it. You are now a tool.

..."geek" is now a term of endearment.

...you run to go read the comics and the first one you look for contains full sentences, no superheroes, and no pop culture.

But if you discover yourself disliking "Calvin and Hobbes", you have officially lost your entire sense of humor. Please do the world a favor and leave until you find it again.